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Courtesy of Pepsi the Cat [14 Apr 2006|10:54pm]
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Each time I would pet her, the letters would change.
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Gross old men... [29 Mar 2006|11:31am]
So let me set the enviroment for everyone. I'm working the self checkout at Kroger yesterday. This man needs his check to be printed so I proceed in trying to put his check in the printer.

Me- Whoops! I stuck it in the wrong end.
Man- That's not always a bad thing.

And so I stand there wondering if I heard him right and then, not finding anything else he could have possibly said, give him his receipt.

I know what I said could be easily construed but come on! Old men being dirty! Eww!
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[09 Mar 2006|10:45pm]
Baby Squirrel died today. He was with me so at least he was happy.
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OMG look at this picture! [30 Jan 2006|01:45pm]
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[25 Jan 2006|10:28pm]
Directions: Open iTunes/iPod or Windows Media Player to answer the following. Go to your library. Answer, no matter how embarrassing it is.

How many songs: 80

Sort by song title...
First song: It's Five O'Clock Somewhere by Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffet
Last song: Where Are You Tonight by Tom Johnston

Sort by time...
Shortest Song: Stay by Maurice Williams and The Diamonds (1:35)
Longest Song: My Humps by The Black Eyed Peas (5:26)

Sort by album...
First album: Destiny's Child #1's
Last album: Who is Mike Jones?

Sort by 5 Most Played Songs...
1. Laffy Taffy by D4L
2. Grillz by Nelly
3. Slow Wind by R. Kelly
4. Presidential By The Youndbloodz
5. Kryptonite by Big Boi

First 5 songs that come up on Shuffle...
1. We Be Burnin' (Legalize It) by Sean Paul
2. Trot the Fox by Michael Lloyd and Le Disc
3. Tom's Diner by Suzanne Vega
4. Stay Fly by Three 6 Mafia
5. Whiskey Lullaby by Brad Paisley


1. "Sex"--How many songs come up: 1
2. "Death"--How many songs come up: 0
3. "Love"--How many songs come up: 9
4. "You"--How many songs come up: 6
5. "love" and "you" --How many songs come up: 2
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It is funny... [04 Jan 2006|12:52am]
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Best fortune cookie ever... [27 Dec 2005|11:04am]
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Bwahaha... [25 Dec 2005|07:49pm]
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What the hell?! [05 Dec 2005|12:09am]
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Haha... click disease information. [17 Nov 2005|03:21pm]
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Poor thing! [10 Oct 2005|10:59pm]
[ mood | dirty ]

I saw a squirrel fall out of a tree today. He hit the ground with a loud thump and looked around stunned like how did I get down here? He sat there a couple more seconds and then ran back up into the tree. I started laughing and this girl that was walking towards me (past the falling squirrel) saw me and said "That scared the crap out of me!" Silly squirrels!

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This is possibly the coolest thing ever! And the music is awesome too! [07 Oct 2005|05:00pm]
[ mood | amazed ]


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Go figure... [19 Aug 2005|09:47pm]
[ mood | surprised ]


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[31 Jul 2005|09:36am]
the Ham

(47% dark, 56% spontaneous, 38% vulgar)

your humor style:

Your style's mostly goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 52% on dark

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You scored higher than 57% on spontaneous

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You scored higher than 63% on vulgar
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating
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[18 Jul 2005|09:06pm]
Finished my book. :(
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Awww <3 [06 Jul 2005|04:57pm]
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Grr... [29 Jun 2005|12:26pm]
My whole chin and bottom lip is numb. And when I talk I spit.
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I'm really sorry Nat... [13 Jun 2005|08:09am]
Treasured Friend

I lost a treasured friend today
The little dog who used to lay
Her gentle head upon my knee
And share her silent thoughts with me...
She'll come no longer to my call
Retrieve no more her favorite ball
A voice far greater than my own
Has called her to His golden throne.
Although me eyes are filled with tears,
I thank Him for the happy years
He let her spend down here with me
And for her love and loyalty.
When it is time for me to go
And join her there, this much I know...
I shall not fear the transient dark
For she will greet me with her bark.

Author Unknown
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WTF... [03 Jun 2005|11:07am]
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Yum! [01 Jun 2005|11:29am]
I am unusually happy this morning. Could it be the Skittles I am indulging in? Possibly...
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